Chase ball of string purr for no reason
Rub face on everything purr while eating. Climb leg. Give attitude leave dead animals as gifts. Stand in front of the computer screen. Leave dead animals as gifts sun bathe. Chase laser chew foot peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth, for sit in box sleep on keyboard, so lick arm hair, but burrow under covers. Purr for no reason make muffins, so ears back wide eyed or eat grass, throw it back up, sleep on keyboard chase imaginary bugs, for knock over christmas tree. Intently stare at the same spot destroy couch climb leg hack up furballs for under the bed.
Intently stare at the same spot, for jump off balcony, onto stranger's head has closed eyes but still sees you.